Best Rocky Horror Picture Show Quotes

The Criminologist: "I would like, If I may, to take you on a strange journey."

Frank: "Do you think I made a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them?"

Janet: "If only we were amongst friends...or sane persons!"

Brad (To Janet); "If there's one fool for you, then I am it."

Frank: "It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache."

The Criminologist: "And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space...and meaning."


Janet: "Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? Maybe they have a telephone I might use."

The Criminologist: "A night out...It was a night out they were going to remember for a very long time."

Brad (To Janet): "I really loved the skillful way you beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet."

Frank: "Don't dream it, be it."

Great Women Of Rock

Aretha Franklin: "I'm a big woman. I need big hair."

Tina Turner: "Physical strength in a woman...that's what I am."

Alanis Morissette: "What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are."

Liz Phair: "You have to do what you need to do as an artist. You have to have that courage."

Linda Ronstadt: "I have always believed that one learns more from failure than from success."

Sinead O'Connor: "You cannot be a poppy in a tsunami. The more delicate and fragile you are, the tougher you have to act."

Belinda Carlisle: "I was like the good girl, bad girl, there were no grey areas for me."

Bonnie Raitt: "I never saw music in terms of men and women or black and white. There was just cool and uncool."

Chrissie Hynde: "I was a single mom with two kids. What else was I going to do? It was either be in a band or be a waitress."

Annie Lennox: "I don't want to be owned by a corporation and obliged to make a certain type of album. I want to be free."

Joan Jett: "Girls see these defined roles they're supposed to follow in life, but when I was a young child, my parents told me I could be anything."

Maria Muldaur: "I've been told 'Midnight At The Oasis' has been responsible for the conception of more children than any other song of the 70's."

Cher: "The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him."

Stevie Nicks: "I was not going to be a stupid girl singer. I was going to be way more than that."

Funny Quotes From The Blues Brothers Movie

Jake: We're putting the band back together."

Elwood: "Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now."

Woman: "Are you the police?" Elwood: "No ma'am. We're musicians."

Mrs. Murphy Aretha Franklin: "We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants."

Elwood: "What kind of music do you usually have here? Woman: "Oh, we got both kinds. We got country AND western."

Jake: "Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters...sell them to me. Sell me your children."

Jake: "Uh, Bob, about the money for tonight." Bob: "Oh, yeah, $200, and you boys drank $300 worth of beer."

Elwood: "It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." Jake: "Hit it."

Jake: "Maury, you got to come through for us. We need $5,000 fast." Maury: "$5,000? Who do you think you are, the Beatles?"

Elwood: "We're on a mission from God!"