Jake: We're putting the band back together."Elwood: "Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now."
Woman: "Are you the police?" Elwood: "No ma'am. We're musicians."
Mrs. Murphy Aretha Franklin: "We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants."
Elwood: "What kind of music do you usually have here? Woman: "Oh, we got both kinds. We got country AND western."
Jake: "Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters...sell them to me. Sell me your children."
Jake: "Uh, Bob, about the money for tonight." Bob: "Oh, yeah, $200, and you boys drank $300 worth of beer."
Elwood: "It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." Jake: "Hit it."
Jake: "Maury, you got to come through for us. We need $5,000 fast." Maury: "$5,000? Who do you think you are, the Beatles?"
Elwood: "We're on a mission from God!"
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