Funny Quotes From The Movie Grease

Leo: "The rules are...there ain't no rules."

Principal McGee: "If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."

Vince: "It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's what you do with your dancing shoes."

Kenickie: "You've got the personality of a wet mop."


Rizzo: "I feel like a deficient typewriter...I skipped a period."

Danny: "You can't just walk out of a drive-in."

Putzie: "The only thing that hangs around you Sonny are the flies."

Danny: "Uh. I'm not very hungry; just give me a double Polar Burger with everything and a cherry soda with chocolate ice cream."

Principal McGee: "We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because the pictures aren't of your faces doesn't mean we can't identify you."

Kenickie: "A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best."

Danny: "That's my name, don't wear it out."

Funniest Spinal Tap Quotes

David St. Hubbins: "Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation."

Nigel Tufnel: "We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

David St. Hubbins: "Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported."




Mick Shrimpton: "As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll."

Nigel Tufnel: "You can't really dust for vomit."

Marty DiBergi: "This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the question, 'What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?'"

David St. Hubbins: "I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn't believe anything."

Nigel Tufnel: "It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black."

Derek Smalls: "That's not to say I haven't had my visionary moments. I've taken acid seventy...five, seventy-six times."

David St. Hubbins: "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

Quotes From British Invasion Rock Stars

Mick Jagger: "The past is a great place and I don't want to erase it or regret it, but I don't want to be its prisoner either."

Peter Noone: "Everybody gets to a stage when it's time to move on."

Marianne Faithful: "Rebellion is the only thing that keeps you alive."

Steve Winwood: "To make a living from doing something I love is fantastic. As long as people want to listen to me, I'll keep doing it."

Eric Clapton: "The blues are what I've turned to, what has given me inspiration and relief in all the trials of my life."

 Roger Daltrey: "Every generation of rock musician will understand that we wouldn't be anywhere without the support of teenagers buying the records." 

Eric Clapton: "The blues are what I've turned to, what has given me inspiration and relief in all the trials of my life."

Petula Clark: "There are definitely people who are stuck in the sixties and there are definitely people who think I am and it's just not true."

Eric Burdon: "Everything changes and, somewhere along the line, I'm changing with it."

Ray Davies: "If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing I have done."

John Lennon: "If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche that must have been left behind in the Sixties, that's his problem. Love and peace are eternal."

Hip-Hop Quotes

Eminem: "Life is a crazy ride, nothing is guaranteed."

LL Cool J: "Stay focused, go after your dreams and keep moving toward your goals."

Flavor Flav: "I got a lot happening, a whole lot, and it's not always easy being me."

Queen Latifah: "Be bold, be brave enough to be your true self."


Lil Wayne: "I believe that music is another form of news. Music is another form of journalism to me so I have to cover all the areas with my album."

Kanye West: "I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in."

Lil' Kim: "I love being the underdog sometimes."

Jay-Z: "Rap for me is like making movies, telling stories, and getting the emotions of the songs through in just as deep a way."

Chuck D: "Downloadable music is the biggest phenomenon since the Beatles, and the music industry is slow to come to grips with that."

Snoop Dogg : "I love making music and I'm falling in love with making records, so it's like having two girlfriends. But I can handle it."

Ice Cube: "Don't worry about being a star, worry about doing good work, and all that will come to you."